Posted 4 days ago
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Here is my remix of “Shake It Out” by A. A. Wallace. Enjoy ~ ^^

Posted 1 week ago
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I did a little edit of a classic ’80s jam. Enjoy!

Posted 1 week ago

New song, “The Dam.”

The robot climbs out of the pond waters all covered in mud. He is rusty and broken and his optical sensors malfunction in the forest sunlight.

Posted 1 week ago

Drunk horse in Montreal.

Posted 3 weeks ago

This video is what happens when you spend all day listening to classic old Chicago house records. Those dudes could rock out on a 707 like no one else.

Posted 3 weeks ago

I bought a collection of 400 old Detroit techno and Chicago house records. It was a good day.

This vinyl had apparently been languishing for a while. Six crates of goodness just taking up space in the back office of a local record store. Following a hot tip from my main man DJ James Reid, I asked them if I could get into the secret room and take a look. Right away I knew it was a treasure. DJ Rolando… Basic Channel… Wow! 

I told them I’d like to work out a deal for a bunch of records. They said, which ones? I said “All of them.”

They named a price and I got excited. I’m not going to tell you how much I got the lot for or you’ll hate me. I ran to the bank machine before they could change their minds. When I returned, the older clerk said, “Oh look, the crazy guy is back.” Call me crazy all you want! I’ve got science on my side!

There are some serious classics in here. Lots of Trax Records, Underground Resistance, Planet E, Axis, Tresor, Plus 8… I’ve just started the pleasurable task of going through and organizing all these records. It’s been a non-stop dance party in the parlour of the old house in the woods.

I asked the owner where this collection came from. I can think of only maybe four people besides me in Halifax who would’ve been into this stuff in the late 90s or so.

The owner said “They were dropped off by Some Fuckin’ Guy.”

So DJ Some Fuckin Guy, wherever you are, your babies have found a good home.

Posted 3 weeks ago

I missed my music machines while I was in Asia. Stayed up late getting reacquainted.

Posted 1 month ago
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Something happened to me on the flight back from Korea, the plane passed through a tornado and a magnetic field and a time warp, and I turned into half a HORSE!

Something happened to me on the flight back from Korea, the plane passed through a tornado and a magnetic field and a time warp, and I turned into half a HORSE!

Posted 2 months ago

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GIFSoup

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I changed my screen name to Jaguar Knight. Don’t be confused; it’s just me, Philip.

It’s 2AM. There’s snow on the palm trees! What is wrong with this subtropical, bullshit island. I have to get up in early in the morning because I know the traffic is going to be so funny. I’ve never seen a snow tire on Jeju. People don’t quite know what to make of the snow here.

I’m working on a bunch of new jams that I’ll be posting on Soundcloud and Bandcamp. Here’s a new remix I did for my little sister Jenocide. Listen and enjoy!

Posted 5 months ago
Where can I get your old CD's? Somebody broke into my apartment and stole all my music.
Anonymous asked

Hi ~ I hope those burglars are having many bad days. Meanwhile you can download those CDs right over here ~
http://av.evilmp3.com/ 

Posted 6 months ago
Hey guys the Black Eyed Peas just announced they are going on hiatus. I was so excited to hear about it that I made a pepper-spray-cop to celebrate.

Hey guys the Black Eyed Peas just announced they are going on hiatus. I was so excited to hear about it that I made a pepper-spray-cop to celebrate.